math is either extremely frustrating or extremely satisfying there is no in between
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
my internet connection has touched places of my heart that no man has yet discovered
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.