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unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

okaymad:

when my friends meet up without meimage

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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galaxys4:

I’m deleting

fit-state-of-mind:

me flirting